Totally Classic
Two friends. Engaging in classical conversations about the things the current narrative says separate us. The current narrative is incorrect.
Episodes

Sep 10, 2025
Sep 10, 2025
1hr 28 min
This week, Andy - a progressive - & Brendan - an independent - conclude their discourse on the modern Progressive movement! Is it the worst? Is semantic gerrymandering more destabilizing than misinformation? Is moral relativism immoral? Can the subjective be the primary basis for cohesive society? AND WHO WOULD BE WORST, present day OR all time? All this and more on this week's TOTALLY CLASSIC!

Aug 27, 2025
Aug 27, 2025
1hr 34 min
Andy & Brendan start the new season off with a bang, pow, whammo!
Are Progressives the worst? The worst political subcohort in the US? The worst political movement in the world? All-time, world history? Andy, a progressive & Brendan, an independent, are besties and love talking about the sort of thing that supposedly gets you fired and spat on. IT DOESN'T NEED TO! On Totally Classic, we talk about all the things people say not to talk about! Are Progressives the worst? The best? What do YOU think?

May 21, 2025
May 21, 2025
57 min
This week, Andy & Brendan & Charlie (& Charlie?) all survey the season 2 behind us - the intentions met, the debates unsettled and the conclusions shared. Charlie, by the by, is an AI (Google's NotebookLM) who not only summarizes and highlights our season but also enters into conversation with the hosts of Totally Classic. Will AI have as many biases and blind spots as your average human? Will Brendan flirt with or argue with Charlie? Will AI be a better host than any of us!? Find out... on this week's Totally Classic!

May 7, 2025
May 7, 2025
47 min
This week, Andy & Brendan dig into their patrilineal inheritance, the loving sacrifice necessary for a healthy patriarchal paradigm & whether smashing ANYTHING is the answer.
From bumper stickers to dinnertime shushing, the beginnings of gender and the. endings of fun, from fathering for freedom to fathering for fetters, it’s all here on this weeks’ Totally Classic!

Apr 23, 2025
Apr 23, 2025
42 min
This week Andy & Brendan - two patriarchs - try to examine if one of the credos of their age is a worthwhile one - The Patriarchy: Smash or Pass? Is Patriarchy inevitable - evolutionarily, biologically, under religious dictum or secular examination? Is Patriarchy based in oppression or responsibility? Can Patriarchy BE egalitarian? From craftivism to Max Headroom, from wage gaps to age gaps, from the dawn of everything to the beginning of it all... it's all here in this weeks' Totally Classic!

Apr 9, 2025
Apr 9, 2025
1hr 19 min
This week, Andy & Brendan explore the regions nether and higher and interrogate the question about whether sex is sacred, profane, or something else entirely?
From sex positive Christianity to sex negative Buddhism, from new age to new lovers, polyamory, polygamy and polyglot versions of "the talk"... it's all here in this episode of Totally Classic - "Is Sex Sacred?"

Mar 26, 2025
Mar 26, 2025
1hr 32 min
In keeping with the plethora of retrospective coverage of the 5 year anniversary of Lockdowns in March of 2020, Andy & Brendan return to, in many ways, ground zero for the podcast where divergent viewpoints are explored on every topic people claim cannot be discoursed with rancor. What, if anything, did we all learn the past 5 years? From somatic sensations to celebratory cessations, from masked kids to life on the skids, from zoom everything to doom everywhere, it's all in this week's episode of Totally Classic!

Mar 12, 2025
Mar 12, 2025
30 min
This week, in an experiment in brevity (30 minute episode this week, let us know what you think!), Andy & Brendan try to parse through a grand & oft-repeated assumption for almost a decade "Donald Trump is a racist."But... IS he? Neither of Totally Classic hosts are fans of his, but they are fans of truth. What is the evidence at hand to prove or disprove this catchphrase of the Anti-MAGA movement?

Feb 26, 2025
Feb 26, 2025
1hr 21 min
This week, Andy & Brendan unpack their lived experience, their innate & modified perspectives and the literature on pornography. What is pornography? Is it helpful? Is it harmful? Net harm? All harm? Is "ethical porn" a healthful way forward or detriment greenwashed?Tackling topics to undermine stigma against cross-idealogical conversation, Totally Classic shows you CAN talk about everything.

Feb 5, 2025
Feb 5, 2025
1hr 38 sec
This week, Andy & Brendan take divergent vantages on the immigration debate and try to find points of synergy, crossover and mutual understanding.
Are nations necessary? Are boundaries beneficial? Are immigrants integral to the intricacies of international ideals?Or are we all just vagabonds absconding from our burglary of time & space? All this and more on this weeks' Totally Classic!





